Coffee is For Closers - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Arched golden-yellow retro text reads

Arched golden-yellow retro text reads "READY FOR THE FALL" above a vintage hand-drawn black cat with orange-yellow eyes sitting inside a carved jack-o'-lantern

and background clouds

New Haven's Elm Cities took the field in 1875

Listing all three plurals of octopus without picking a winner is the most aggressively neutral stance anyone has ever taken in a war nobody asked them to join

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Coffee is For Closers - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Arched golden-yellow retro text readsBlake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights. Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Red hand lettered script reads "Coffee" above a black vintage illustration of a steaming coffee cup and saucer rendered with halftone dot shading and curling steam wisps. Bold red hand drawn capitals